Glortar

When you aim your Glock like a mortar. Or this word is to be used in general for anything

Example 1:
Friend 1: can’t wait to shoot my glortar

Example 2:

Friend 5: that’s so glortared

by Glortar August 24, 2022

glortar

Glortar is when you go to the range and shoot your Glock like a mortar. Generally when you are aiming for a target that if extremely far away.

Yo im gonna shoot my glortar at that target!

by Shalodege August 24, 2022

Glort

Offensive slur, often used agaisnt people of the b0blive fandom

ugh magoo is such a glort

by B0BLIVE September 20, 2022

Gooftardious

A goofy gooberton who act like a stupid idiot fart nugget poop brain.

You know that dude who acts like a Gooftardious? Yeah i hate him.

by Goofyboobppinmouf October 12, 2022

gloot

gloot is something only norhawks can use - it means everything and anything!

1. That's so facking gloot!
2. Ready to get gloot?
3. You're actually so gloot

by norhawklover November 6, 2022

Gilofti

The infamous Gilofti is a very daring maneuver that is most commonly used by Giga Virgins, Reddit Mods, and old men of the age 60+ who didn't get their daily foot picture. The gilofti (sometimes known as Jilofti ) happens when you take a giant, PULSATING shit on the palm of your hand, and then continue to rub said shit across the shaft of your dick to disguise it. This method was commonly used in Vietnam by U.S. soldiers to disguise themselves from enemies. However, it has fallen from its high position of grace and is now used by Mexicans when trying to cross the border.

I shit myself PULSATINGLY, then slapped it straight onto my genitals to experience my first Gilofti

by rection g hue December 29, 2022

Glot

A preposterous amount of semen.

Also can be described with a similar size or consistency of snot.

"Gabe wipes a glot of cum on his friends shirt, he refuses to apologize"

by fuckburger9000 December 31, 2022