Glortar 

When you aim your Glock like a mortar. Or this word is to be used in general for anything

Example 1:
Friend 1: can’t wait to shoot my glortar

Example 2:

Friend 5: that’s so glortared

Glortar by Glortar August 24, 2022

glortar 

Glortar is when you go to the range and shoot your Glock like a mortar. Generally when you are aiming for a target that if extremely far away.

Yo im gonna shoot my glortar at that target!

glortar by Shalodege August 24, 2022

globtard 

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

globtard by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

gloptart 

n. pronounced (ji-lop-tart)
a state of extreme sloppiness.

z-dub is a gloptart.

gloptart by wimmy June 29, 2007