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mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia
That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.
by Milkman January 7, 2019
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hot horse

The big, juicy part of a horse that is castrated, a delicacy that is usually deep fried, poached, or boiled with a side of barbecue sauce.
"Y'all ready to eat some hot horse, come on back!"
by StrengthenedScholars May 13, 2019
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hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up
How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?
by Blank with blank May 13, 2019
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no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.
by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019
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Stupid horse

When you're girlfriend or furry is extremely pissed of at your shop you then in response call her a stupid horse or an animal without purpose
by Stupid horse maker June 8, 2019
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spider horse

a spider big as fuck that has a horse head and a body of a spider, this mothafucker has horse legs 8 fucking legs too. to become a follower of the spider horse you will need to believe he is a god and be blessed my the spider horse gauntlet. lemme tell you this bitch is looks like a normal stick but it’s actually the spider horse gauntlet. legend has it the spider horse gauntlet is the spider horses dick and if your touch it you will grow your own sheep pubes.
did you spider horse that joe last night?
by Jews Did 911 July 21, 2019
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Skyrim horse

"Skyrim Horses" or "Skyrimus horseus" (latin) are commonly found in the Elder scrolls game "Skyrim".

Because of the horses marvelous capability of ascending mountian they have also been given the nickname "mountian climbers".
I need to get up that mountian, wait let me get my "skyrim horse" so that i can ascend it.
by Skyrim connoisseur July 21, 2019
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