Hoarses 

When someone in a group loses track of the topic and continues to create different topics.

Who brought the new booty along!?.. He's making no sense, his mind running hoarses.

Hoarses by Leserge April 23, 2019

horseshoes and handgrenades 

The only time/s that almost actually counts.

Mark: "I almost beat that guy!"
John: "Almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades."

horseshoes and handgrenades by DefinitionsR'Us March 31, 2008

set horses 

Get along. See eye to eye.

"She and I just don't set horses."

set horses by Ms. Pat December 21, 2006

Golden Horseshoe 

The object that propels NASCAR drivers to victory when placed in their anus.

You know he's going to win the race today. He's got the Golden Horseshoe up his ass.

Golden Horseshoe by OnTourIn12 February 28, 2010

Saving Horses 

You may know the song “save a horse, ride a cowboy”

The term “save a horse” or “saving horses” is used when someone in doing the deed with a cowboy.

“They’re saving horses!”

“Really?!”

Saving Horses by None-Of-Your-Business June 28, 2018

horseshit and slivers 

Antiquated term, used to refer to the supposed ingredients of a poor grade of rolling tobacco, such as Bull Durham. Also may be used a comeback when someone asks what's for dinner.

I swear, that bag of tobacco was naught but horseshit and slivers.

horseshit and slivers by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

horses collar 

A female who has had many partners. And develops loose labia as a result

Christ she has had so many men she has a fanny(english for vagina) like a horses collar

horses collar by jules August 7, 2003