Hoarser

A person who behaves as though shopping is a sport but hides his or her hoarding behavior in a organized manner, taking up a lot of space in the house. This is also known as stockpiling.

Kris took her coupons with her to clean out the shelves at Walgreen's of the deodorant on sale this week. She added that day's purchase to her other 100 in her hall closet. Kris is an expert hoarser.

by MaCav May 25, 2011

hoarser

any type of gun that's used to first scare someone and then, when that someone is running away scared, shoot them in the back and kill them.

my nigga, when i whip out that hoarser, my haters be running ricky
fill them niggas' spines wit lead, i'll have their fam choose flowers for them niggas' funerals, i'll have em acting picky

by woes v ops February 5, 2021

Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

horser

Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.

Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

by Jongulo bunguloj Brongulus III December 11, 2020

Tab-Hoarder

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...

The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)

by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012

horser

Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.

This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".

by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020

chin-hoarder

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.

by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012