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A person who behaves as though shopping is a sport but hides his or her hoarding behavior in a organized manner, taking up a lot of space in the house. This is also known as stockpiling.
Kris took her coupons with her to clean out the shelves at Walgreen's of the deodorant on sale this week. She added that day's purchase to her other 100 in her hall closet. Kris is an expert hoarser.
Hoarser by MaCav May 25, 2011
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any type of gun that's used to first scare someone and then, when that someone is running away scared, shoot them in the back and kill them.
my nigga, when i whip out that hoarser, my haters be running ricky
fill them niggas' spines wit lead, i'll have their fam choose flowers for them niggas' funerals, i'll have em acting picky
hoarser by woes v ops February 5, 2021
A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk
The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf
Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020
Optimus probably misheard the guy lol.
Guy: Hey you got that horser on you.
Optimus:

Tab-Hoarder 

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...
The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)
Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012
Something that weird-ass nigga at the gas station asks you if you got at 8:30 in the morning.
This motherfucker leans up to me and asks me- and I quote- "do you keep that horser on you?".
horser by Lil_uwuzivert December 11, 2020

chin-hoarder 

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.
"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.
chin-hoarder by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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