Dick Wagon

Similar to that of a douche bag.

The act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. Usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

To degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don't know who you are.

Literally, a wagon, but with dicks on it.

"OMG, I am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, WTF"

"Hey there, Jimbo, don't be such a dick wagon."

Dick Wagon by Irbster2 February 7, 2008

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Ambi-dick-trous

1. The ability to masturbate with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

2. The ability to preform hand jobs with either the left or right hand with equal and identical efficiency.

1. Hey Jack, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm ambi-dick-trous.

2. Damn man, look at Jack tear it up in that circle jerk. He must be ambi-dick-trous.

Ambi-dick-trous by TacomaBeags April 13, 2011

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dickshit • dicksucker • dicksand • dicksicle • dicksmack • dickstraction • dickslexia • dicksack • dicksmoke • Dickspit

Getting a Big Dick

To get overly excited or overly confident about something.

Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."

Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."

Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"

Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"

or:

"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."

Getting a Big Dick by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010