Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005

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humanoid

n. - A human that is very annoyed because they didn't get away with pretending they were humanoid.

"Those self proclaimed leaders are pissed off that their money laundering scheme didn't work when nobody believed they were humanoids".

by MountainCREAMERY December 28, 2016

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My mom caught me masturbating for the first time. I was in second grade. I was sitting on my bed. curiously touching my penis. My mom walked in the room and saw. She sat down next to me on my bed where I was fapping. With my penis still out, she started to have some sort of parental conversation with me. She was confusing me, with such weird talk about "condoms" or whatever she called it. She smirked softly, then she put her hand on my dick. I was scared and confused. I've only seen these kinda things on television. She then told me "sh, everythings going to be all right. I was pretty nervous. She started to slowly stroke my dick, as I moaned quietly under my breath "mom.." As she increased her speed slightly, my dick started to twitch. I accidentally peed on mom. "Why is my pee white" "this is called cum, sweetheart. It's what happens when you see a very pretty lady, and she touches you here." Mom lays me on my back. "Hush dear, its going to be alright" She takes her pants off. She then removes her panties. "This is a vagina. Its what you put your peepee into." Before i knew it, i was fucking mom. "Oh my gosh, mom, this feels so amazing!" "Oh yeah, right there, cum in my pussy OHH" her hips started to furiously sway against my dick "Ohh mom, im cumming!" "OHHHH"

birb: *shitposts some Group Sex//Inbred Humanity lol*
me: ok you fucking ass of a child
everyone else: ok you fucking ass of a child, u still cute tho uwu

by KyePlays April 6, 2021

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humanism

1) The ideology in which one gender supports and seeks equity amongst both genders without denying the masculinity of men nor the femininity of women.

2) The view in which one (either man or woman) supports and seeks equity amongst the sexes without undermining the necessity and balance of the masculinity of men and femininity of women.

3) The concept of preserving the masculinity of men and femininity of women while obtaining equality amongst men and women.

1) "I believe in equity amongst both genders. In other words, I'm a 'Humanist'."

2) "I love my mate. They treat me with respect and appreciation. They are a 'Humanist'."

3) "As a nation, we need to unite and treat one another with respect. Neither denying the masculinity of men nor the femininity of women. We must uphold Humanism."

by ghostee August 14, 2006

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