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Salt Lake City, UT 

Greatest fuckin city in the USA. Too many god damn mormans. There is nothing to do, gets too cold then too hot in about one week. Yuppies are everywhere. Good hot rod scence. Punk scence rules the west. When bands from out of state come here they usually get beat up. I.E. Dropkick Murphys a few years ago and Casualities a few weeks ago.
Fuck LA, Boston, and New York; This is salt Lake.
There are a lot of losers in salt lake city, ut
Salt Lake City, UT by ALcore September 27, 2006

Oregon City 

A relative slum when compared to West Linn. Oregon City is near the end of the Oregon Trail; it is located on the more impoverished side of the Willamette River. Oregon City's claim to fame is the dynastic, nationally-ranked girl's high school basketball teams of the late 90's, and an elevator. Does the elevator still work? Anyway, the kids there have inordinately high rates of drug usage and teen pregnancy and low academic performance. It's the kind of town you rise up out of, not be proud that it's your home.
Oregon City might fairly be called a dystopia, but they do have a Taco Bell and a Walgreen's, which is more than can be said about West Linn.

lake city 

Lake City is full of the raddest assed rednecks, the best agriculture class in all of florida (we have awards), also had a bad ass punk scene around 2006, but everyone went shit faced nuts and now the scene sucks.

you have to have an imagination to live here or you'll die of boredom.
person 1: so did you go to that show?
person 2: yea it was at msc drunk trey ran over someone but didn't get in trouble because his dads the mayor
person 1: ah cool

lake city is a tiny town, and we don't want you comin round
lake city by crackinupinfl September 16, 2009

Ashland City 

A small town. Country boys and girls get down on the farm. =) A really quiet town outside of Nashville and Clarksville. Everyone who lives here wants to get out and those who don't live here want to come and live here.
"Lets go down to the barn and party ashland city style."
Ashland City by stokescountrygirl February 20, 2009

Plant City

A city in Hillsborough County, Florida just east of Tampa. Has alot of strawberry fields and enough Mexicans to pick them with, home of the strawberry festical. Too many plazas and a whole lot of nothing in that town. There is a section called Walden Lake in which there is an abundance of wiggers and white hardasses, have no fear, the fake cliques of blacks reside on the east and westside, as well as alot of Surenos and Nortenos.. Theres alot of skateboarders there too and metalheads at the Sansone Park who like to fight and smoke pot. Plant City does have a high theft rate. But otherwise it should be considered a sin to take people here seriously.
Ted: "Heard bout' Plant City, Hank?!?"
Hank: "Yeah, I jus payed a beaner 5 dollars to do all my yard work."
Plant City by Robbin Lynch November 21, 2006

circle city 

Truck driver slang for Indianapolis, Indiana referring to the circular interstate surrounding the town. aka nap town
Meet you at the truck stop on the south side of Circle City.
circle city by DR10-2-4 January 13, 2008