Jimmy Jesus

A bearded tramp. 'Jimmy' cos that's usually their name and 'Jesus' cos of the resemblance in the facial hair department.

I was out today and I saw a Jimmy Jesus raking through the bins in the park.

by Mummy Shaz July 18, 2005

dinosaur jesus

Neo had many previous versions of himself;many "ones." So did Jesus. One of them was a dinosaur. Probably.

Sweet dinosaur Jesus

by hoifer June 16, 2003

stevie baby jesus

the man who infact looks like jesus,is small like a baby and has the name stevie. he is equivelent to god but yet stevie baby jesus is an atheist. term first used in 2007 at mosinee middle school.

man #1 dood i went to steve schara's house last night.
man #2 who the fuck is that. the only steve ik is stevie baby jesus.
man #1 thats who i ment man

by THE REAL STEVIE BABY JESUS! December 31, 2008

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003

Dwarf Jesus

A would-be saviour who is incapable of fixing his own problems, but insists on saving you from yours. Salvation, in this case, involves crucifixion of the focus of Dwarf Jesus' attention, since Dwarf Jesus is too short to crucify himself.

Dwarf Jesus occasionally is correct, but this is a statistical anomaly, and should not be trusted.

Verily did Dwarf Jesus say then, "Father, Father! Why hath thou touchest mine naughty bits?"

by Wodn May 4, 2009

Hatin' on Jesus

Falsely accusing someone of doing something wrong when in fact that person did nothing wrong. Similar to someone hating on Jesus for........ I don't know why someone would hate on Jesus. All he did was help people and "they" killed him. Ain't that a bitch!?!

Person 1: Hey, my car won't start! I let you use my car for one day and you broke it! What the fuck?

Person 2: Calm down bro! Your battery was old and needed to be replaced so I sent Parker to the store to get a new one for you. So basically you're hating on Jesus. Why you hatin' on Jesus bro? Why you hatin' on Jesus.

by MoneyMatt573 December 17, 2010