schlumpkin

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

schlumpkin is like eathing fart

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

schlumpf

the part of the male anatomy that enters the female vagina during intercourse

tom pace has a large schlumpf

by Uncle Charlie February 2, 2003

Schlumpy

A ridiculously comfortable,lumpy blanket. ;-)

Go get schlumpy so we can watch a really bad movie..

by Goose April 19, 2004

Schrub

A name used to define the sexual reproductive organs of robell, also responsable for secreting his trademark odor. "see babypoosmell" It is basically a flap of skin with blemishes all over it.

you are so ugly your appearance is comparable to that of a schrub.

by john November 29, 2003

schremph

pure wetness at its finest.

By far the best baller in NBA Hangtime.

AKA. tittiemcnittie

Drew: "Damm why do I get so wet with mo money schremph"

Gayzee: "Idk he's unstopable"

Sulli: " I want Schremph's shawnson"

by Schremph's #1 fan May 26, 2008

Schram

1. The accumulation of dead skin, lint, detritus and/or smegma found under the foreskin of an unwashed, uncircumcised penis.

2. The tabloid journalist who fits the above description in terms of demeanor, ethics and appearance.

1. He certainly allows a large amount of schram to accumulate in his genital region. Perhaps he should perform his ablutions more thoroughly.

2. I can't believe he would purposefully try to ruin someone's life like that. What a schram.

by Lulu B. August 15, 2012