A rumpkin is a country ass hick that loves to chew and wear boots. They sometimes also ride around in big jacked up trucks and get their trucks all muddy like wierdos. Rumpkin is not a person you wanna be called at all.
by Rumpkin December 26, 2018
A sexual act in which a male urinates while having his anus licked by a close, intimate, partner. Often confused with a reverse blumpkin,in which a male receives fellatio while his partner defecates. This the true antonym of blumpkin.
I knew Becky was a keeper when she was comfortable enough for me to pee in front of her, but I knew she was the "one" when she gave me a rumpkin.
by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005
by Garbonzozo July 9, 2010
by T.J. Jackson November 27, 2003
Rump-kin: a person who is a hobo type without attention or care to their appearance, hygeine;
A person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:A couch surfer
A person who wears a mullett and gets evicted from low rent trailer parks.
:A couch surfer
That guy driving the old car with a mattress tied to the roof wearing the yard sale ball cap is such a rumpkin!
by G. Stevens October 23, 2007
by Marty MACFly November 1, 2004
by steffie&dan January 24, 2009