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Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC
Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
Related Words

Scrub the heezy 

1. To prepare carefully for an event. (v.)

2. To get cleaned up. Attend to one's personal hygiene.(v.)
Travis: wha' cho' doin' with does CDs beyotch?
Bambiqua: Scrubbin' the heezy for the party, foo ! This party going to be off the chainsaw!

OR

Bambiqua: Whew! did all y'all forget to scrub the heezy?

Travis: I just come from shootin' hoops straight off the heeze.

Bambiqua: Well, git!

British Scrub

Scrubbing/brushing your teeth with a towel to clean the plaque off your teeth. Known as British due to the stereotype of English folks having yellow/white teeth which is the usual result of a British Scrub.
Nigel your teeth are mighty yellow, perform a quick British Scrub in the bathroom before your meeting in a few minutes.

scrub in 

Something they say about 500 times per episode on Grey's Anatomy.
Intern: "Doctor, I had sex with you, please let me in on this surgery."
Doctor: "Okay, scrub in."
scrub in by CMAN May 30, 2013

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.
Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009
A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018