Frail Cock Boaaay

one who cannot handle the pussy and ejaculates abruptly

"I heard that nigga couldnt handle the pussy"

"DAMN, tht nigga is a Frail Cock Boaaay"

by tht nigga WAVEGAME n RODNIL December 24, 2009

Disinformation Governance Board

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984

The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

by Sexydimma May 2, 2022

Yahoo Message Boards

One of the biggest constant flamewars outside of Usenet. Just comment on a news article about any thing remotely connected with race and/or ethnicticity and be prepared for the flames all night.

Most news stories on Yahoo News serve as flamebait for the Yahoo Message Board.

by Stevie Wonder on Crack March 2, 2005

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about

girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

by choppaz-n-ninez January 12, 2008

I'm on a Boat

The most amazing experience of your life. A time to ride some dolphins, fuck some mermaids, and wear some flippie floppies.

I'm ridin' on a dolphin, doin' flips and shit. It started splashin', gettin' everybody all wet. This ain't sea world, this's as real as it gets. I'm on a boat muthafucka, don't you eva forget!

by i.love.andy.samberg February 23, 2009

above board

If things are done above board, they are carried out in a legal and proper manner.

"He didn't do anything improper; it was all above board."

by jackhm May 25, 2006

liver board

An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).

Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?

by MSMStud October 25, 2007