Chilling on the Porch

Word play to describe an act of anal sex for some figures who have been having anal sex like it's their job. To have an anal sex for them is not a "back door" sex anymore, It is Straight Up Front Door, where mainly the Porch is located, Thus, Chilling on the Porch means having Anal sex.

Me: Chilling on the Porch tonight?
Angelina: Yeah baby, I am sick of vaginal sex.!!!

by Twinkiezz December 17, 2008

Mule for Purchase

1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.

I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.

by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

parching

Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

"Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!"

by Dougie's Parching November 17, 2014

get off my porch

When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.

Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.

by D.C. Proactive Vandal November 13, 2017

Porch Light

Someone who attracts trouble, or crazy people.
Like a porch light attracts bugs and unwanted pests, i.e. mosquitos.

"No, trust me. You don't want to hang out with her, she's a porch light"

by SICKcity July 11, 2009

Porch

To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie

Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"

by Sassy Starr May 5, 2017

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003