parching 

Parching is simply when one spits on ones bum hole in order to allow easy entry into the anal canal.

"Come on love, I'm parching for your canal!"

parching by Dougie's Parching November 17, 2014

parching_puma 

The king of flame. The kind of person who you like. An amazing person.

parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flames!

parching_puma by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020

parching_puma 

An amazing and blazing person.

The parching_puma is the king of the fire and the flame!

parching_puma by the puma the king the flame December 1, 2020

Jungle Patching 

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

Jungle Patching by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010

Patching 

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

Patching by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Office Porching 

the act of sitting in Adirondack chairs while doing absolutely nothing preferably on an office porch but anywhere is acceptable; witnessing drama; or being the drama

hey guys we should go office porching right now

Office Porching by Mrs. Gebroe July 12, 2022

Patching 

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

Patching by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022