Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

jodavad

a indian who likes to eat apples with ranch

Who’s that eating apples with ranch?
Oh, that’s Jodavad.

by senhiko July 22, 2020

Jordan

an actual lad that every one wants to do things with. he is a legend the strongest man ever he actually makes straight men gay when he walks past, any girl loves a Jordan

"look at that bloke!"

"Yeah man he must be a Jordan!"

"why?"

"because I am gay now."

by thelad69420eshaybrahyaogdayigp June 24, 2021

JDDanceh

JDDanceh is a Just Dance YouTuber that makes videos explaining things about Just Dance and exposing people and their drama

JDDanceh just released a video today.
Who did he talked about?
Yunyl.

by boitellmewhatsurmotive January 8, 2022

Jordan

A subpar basketball player with the fattest most massive caboose in the world. He’s a fine dark skinned man and can pull everyone including your mom.

Person 1: Who has a bigger butt Nicki Minaj or Jordan
Person 2: Jordan

by Baby_Jay3290 January 4, 2022

Jodd

Expressing Shock and Happiness in an explosive manner, by shouting out annoyingly loud.

Shrikant: Dude I beat Cancer!!
Ishpreet: JODDDDDDDDD

by PotterDead November 9, 2022

flipping jordan

Noun- When a person ( Male or Female) is both a top (dominant) or bottom ( passive) in the bedroom.

Noun- Jordan is a unisex name so therefore "flipping jordan" can be used for both sexes.

Created in Pittsburgh ;)

(sitting across the street at the coffee shop)

T: Hey do you think that girl that is about to walk into the bar is a top or a bottom?
A: She's definitely a flipping jordan....

by Tmacn21 June 3, 2011