Gary Cooper

The BAMFiest actor of 1940's cinema. Featured commonly in Westerns and found wherever hot babes were at the time. So monumentally awesome that even dinosaurs cowered in his presence. Also, referred to in the Frank Sinatra/Taco song "Puttin' on the Ritz".

A:Did you see Gary Cooper just mack it with that babe?
B: No

A: That's because he's so awesome/smooth/quick you couldn't even notice.
B: (crying) I wish I was Gary Cooper

by Theosauce September 10, 2006

Gary Fact

To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.

Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...

Gary Fact Example 1

Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."

Everyone else - "Idiot..."


Example 2

Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."

Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"

by EveryoneMan December 16, 2008

Dirty Gary

The act of getting head from a girl while she is in doggie style position and then you reach around and stick your finger in her butthole.

I was laying on my bed while my girlfriend was giving me head in doggie style position, when I licked the tip of my finger and reached around and stuck my finger in her butthole, I smiled the whole time as I gave her a dirty gary.

by TLA100 October 7, 2011

gnarfle the garthak

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.

Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.

by Santi August 4, 2005

Garton

A term used to express a person or action which is extremely impressive or goodlooking. Commonly used within the areas of the West Midlands.

"I saw this car on my way home, i swear it was nearly as cool as garton"

by Mcluven October 3, 2008

Gary Sheffield

Total freakin beast of a baseball player who deffinitely deserves to be a HOF more than deuche-bags like Vladamir Guererro (aka Senor Ass Clown).

Holy Shit did u see that bomb Gary Sheffield raped into the upper deck last night.

by Lynchfield October 16, 2008

gary hole

A special space located within the “Stacks” section of the campus library in which there exists a small open hole in one of the shelves in which an erect penis can be anonymously shoved and serviced. Similar to the infamous glory hole.

Gary: Hey bub, it's about time we go to the stacks and "shelf read".

Unsuspecting young male hourly worker: Oh.. uh... Ok boss.

Gary: Mmmhmmm

Gary (to self): I hope the gary hole is ready for some schweet actions.

by Sharterbaggers June 16, 2008