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Timothy Dalton

(a)actor who played a very underrated James Bond in two movies (1987-The Living Daylights, 1989-Licence To Kill)
(b)The second best James Bond ever (next to Sean Connery)
(c)The most dangerous Bond ever
by John Garber December 29, 2005
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Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10
Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.
by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019
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Pulling A Dalton

Doing something so absurd, so stupid, so inconceivably idiotic that it makes others question your sensibility. You reach your lowest point in life when you 'Pull A Dalton".
"Dude, you totally were pulling a dalton last night."
"Why, brah?"
"Because you got a tat to symbolize your independence when you live with your friends mom."
"Ahhh"
by Musical Prodigy February 28, 2010
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Timothy Dalton

Welsh actor. Brought a civil, icy, slightly mental persona to the figure of James Bond 007 that just rocks, no matter what the begrudgers say. Got one okay film and one bum one, which sank his Bond career long before time. Buried the execrable Roger Moore and (as a patriotic Paddy it pains me to say this, but ...) waaaaay better than Pierce Brosnan's poster-boy Bond. Only bettered (maybe) by Daniel Craig in 2006's Casino Royale.
Timothy Dalton. Gave the 007 role everything.
by Fearman August 4, 2007
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bradley dalton

Makes Genghis Khan look like a fucking baby. He's extremely cute, sweet and caring but will not hesitate to cut a ma'fucka. His penis is as majestic and awe-inspiring as Mount Everest. If you ever meet one in person be sure to bow to his prowess and offer a large donation or a living sacrifice.
Vladimir Putin totally went Bradley Dalton and shot down a U.F.O. with a BB gun while riding a Polar Bear.
by BooMayneBD January 10, 2018
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jay dalton

a furry who is also addicted to drugs
Person 1: hey dude why did furryman123 log off runescape?
Person 2: oh he's a total jay dalton, i think he's doing heroin for a bit.
by ninetyate July 15, 2019
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The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means
how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?
by Jewsy J October 8, 2020
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