Cali Count

The term used for counting how many girls that are "dimes" from California that you have hooked up with. Kind of like a scoreboard.

Damn dude! That's 8 on tha Cali Count!!

by hellnahkeyb June 13, 2011

Tiger Count

The current total number of mistresses connected to Tiger Woods. This number of mistresses currently has no end in sight.

Hey Joe, what's today's Tiger Count at?

by DoctorVegas December 10, 2009

body count

body count is basically how many people youve had sex with

jayden:yo what ur body count last night
chris:you know man its always 10 hotties per night that get to have sex with me

by daddywantsome November 22, 2019

spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.

what your spurt count bruh?

by kam75xx February 6, 2019

Post Count

Used to show how big a forum user's e-penis is.

"Remember kids, the higher your post count, the bigger your penis"!

by Exc3$$ March 22, 2009

I can count to potato.

This response is necessary when an internet comment, post or blog is so ridiculous that no other response can be given.

"When I was a child Jesus Christ took me onto a UFO and showed me the future with multicolored Lego sculptures."

That's awesome! I can count to potato.

by Chipperlew August 6, 2012

Stop The Count

A term used by Donald Trump to stop the election after losing the election and being a sore loser

Person 1 : Hey, did you see the election results
Person 2 : Yea Biden won
Donald Trump: STOP THE COUNT
Person 2: Fuck off

by Tejasthegod November 8, 2020