abandonato

An up and coming band known for their unique style, music featuring emotions from "joy" to "sorrow" and everything in between, and creative live performances.

Sven: wanna go see that abandonato show coming up
Michelle: Wouldn't miss it for the world
Ashley: I wanna come too!

by chibisven September 13, 2008

abandonminium

n. a crackhouse in inner cities

I ain't goin ta thuh abandonminium without muh pipe.

by God March 27, 2005

abandonware

A term created by software pirates to describe a game or program that has been "abandoned" by its creators and is no longer available in stores. Of course, this has no legal standing, and the copyrights were never abandoned, so downloading abandonware is just as illegal as downloading a new release.

"This game isn't in stores, so it must be abandonware."

by jslithy January 13, 2005

aban

A term used to describe Aubarn University's future in college sports.

Aban paid over 200k for that player, but they will be banned by the NCAA for a decade. I hope it's worth it! The most surprising part about ABAN supporters is that they can raise that kind of cash while predominantly living in trailers, while drinking cheap alcohol in dirty shirts.

by DutchRub December 31, 2010

Abanob

Usually homosexual unless near little girls. Then he pulls a tekashi for the boys. Usually has an enormouse brother and is very spoiled. Likes to touch girls in theme parks

Abanob gay

by Quick pump chump January 22, 2019

absativelyposolutely

like absatively but way more positive, the ultimate fantabulous height of positiveness

Steve: are you sure you wanna do that man?

Kyle: absativelyposolutely

timmah: you want to ahve sex with my sister?

don: absativelyposolutely

by afpmaz February 8, 2007

Absent Readerness

When you are reading something and you awaken to your senses half a page later, realising that you didn't take in anything you read for the last minute.

Jenny: You didn't read my e-mail, did you?
Brad: I got a bit of Absent Readerness, taking the only important bits, the beginning and the end.

by TheBlackList January 13, 2010