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hoss monkey

someone who is just amazing at life. and altogether cool. usually said in response to doing something awesome for someone.
Clint: i just finished that essay in 15 minutes and got a 92.
Jimbo: you are a "hoss monkey"
hoss monkey by The Emerald Lantern November 10, 2009

nutless monkey 

noun: someone with no particular skill.
The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."
nutless monkey by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013

field monkey 

Part of a survey crew. Man who gets things and cuts down trees. They like abuse and work hard for peanuts.
Hey field monkey cut that line out and go get the truck.
field monkey by Mr rumplenuts April 19, 2017

workplace monkey mind 

Slang term describing the distracted state of mind that can occur at work when you should be focusing on the task at hand but you are only getting sidetracked into other non-workplace thoughts that are much more enjoyable.
Knowing I had a rapidly approaching deadline, I repeatedly attempted to focus myself on the project but a serious case of workplace monkey mind was making this entirely impossible!

Throttle-monkey 

Person who revs up the engine To disturb the peace
Just listen to that throttle-monkey revving that Motorcycle like there’s no tommorow.
Throttle-monkey by Bopsybipsy October 31, 2019

bruh monkey 

bruh monkey by bruhmonkey September 24, 2020