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Jonas Brothers  

A group of three talented young men from New Jersey who formed a band after the youngest, Nick, was discovered by Columbia Records.

They are immensly popular and are unfortunately hated on by ignorant teenagers who have no lives.

They are one of, if not the only actually talented group of musicians to ever come from Disney. They write their own songs (and the songs of others ie: Demi Lovato and Honor Society), play their own instruments (Nick: drums, guitar, vocals, and piano; Joe: drums, guitar, vocal, tamborine, keytar; Kevin: mandolin, guitar, and vocals), and always sing live (unlike, that Hannah/ Miley girl who uses a body double on stage.)

They are gentlemen and all wear purity rings on their wedding-ring finger. Symbolizing their vow to follow what they believe in and stay sexually pure until marriage. NOT because they are "homos" or "saving themselves for each other" like immature teenage guys like to write here.

They are truley loved by all their fans and deserve all the great opprotunities that are coming their way with their rising popularity.

Idiotic Teenage Guy on Writing on Urban Dictionary: Definition of the Jonas Brothers...Fags, Cock Suckers, etc...
MATURE Teenager reading above comment: WOW. You must be REAAALLY cool.

Girl 1: WOW. Did you hear that the Jonas Brothers are the favorite to win Best New Artist at the Grammy's?
Girl 2: Yeah! They deserve it! They're one of the only band's that truely care about their fans anymore. Plus they're so talented. Did you hear about that charity concert they did last week? They raised a ton of money for the Change For the Children Foundation!
Girl 1: Yeah, they're great guys.

Brothertiger 

a brothertiger is a black supremicist who wears furs with style and panache.
Kanye West is a brothertiger.
Brothertiger by brotherlover77 October 30, 2011

Brothers 

B: Both
R: Rough
O: Other
T: Together
H: Hates
E: Everything
R: Rebound
S: Sex
" My friend Kyle and I call ourselves BROTHERS! "
Brothers by K-V-N-G-569 May 1, 2019

Banana Brothers 

A duo of teens who just love to make "music".

Have performed only one gig, at a 50th birthday party.

They have collected a small but dedicated underground following on MySpace.

One of them looks like Sideshow Bob, the other like Harry Potter.
Dude, have you heard the Banana Brothers new EP?
Banana Brothers by beetlejuiceecis February 20, 2009

BHB brotherhood brawlers 

"BHB FOERVER, FOREVER BHB!,

BROTHERS ON MY LEFT BROTHERS ON MY RIGHT, BROTHERS IN MY FRONT BROTHERS IN MY FIGHT, BROTHERS GOT MY BACK BROTHERS GOT MY LIFE, BROTHERS ALL DAY BROTHERS ALL NIGHT,

NEVER LET A BHB RUN ON HIS OWN, NEVER LET A BHB WALK ALL ALONE,

WE ARE BHB BLOOD THICK TO BONE,
BHB TILL I D I E!
BHB brotherhood brawlers, watch out for them they'll kill you!

Nooby Brothers 

A team of "Noobs". The phrase the "Nooby Brothers" was coined by myself during a game of Modern Warfare 2. I looked at what the enemy teams weapons and perks were and realized the entire team consisted of "noobs". I commented by calling the enemy team the "Nooby Brother" when I returned to the lobby.
Bob: Dude I was playing Halo Reach against a team of Rocketwhores!
Bill: What a bunch of Nooby Brothers!
Nooby Brothers by McLovin P8 December 5, 2010

Schultz Brothers

Two brothers (Dave and Mark Schultz) won the 1984 olympics, and forever will carry on as legands. Also, Kristy Schultz, (Wife of Mark Schultz) Wrestled on Team Foxcatcher, and wrestled in the Womans World Championchips, and placed 5th.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
"have you seen that kid wrestle?"
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
Schultz Brothers by Katy Stone April 24, 2012