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type 2 Josh 

type 2. identifiable by a small but tubby body, maybe a mustache, seems not to care about how he dresses. type 2 is usually outgoing and positive. brightens the world around him. laughs often. as a result of bullying most type 2's can ignore physical and emotional pain. except heartbrake, which will cause extreme depression. type 2 falls in love early and never falters. speaks comfortably with all girls, but speaks best with the one he loves. you can tell if a type 2 is in love with you by a quick smile, darting glances, eagerness to talk to you and/or constantly asking about you and your life. is often bullied due to his kindness and selflessness. will do anything for the girl he loves, even if its illegal. type 2 is often unsure how to handle love, if you think a type 2 is in love with you confront him, he will admit it. be careful not to break his heart. remember that he would do anything for you, and expects nothing in return. if you cannot love him back just tell him. he will understand, he will want your happiness, but he may not move on. if you decide to date a type 2 remember that he may not be very confident in himself. give him clear instructions. he will eventually learn and become a great boyfriend.
you will love your type 2 josh
type 2 Josh by weallloveali November 8, 2013
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Pulling a Josh 

You are pulling a Josh when you say stupid things after a simple statement.
Girl-I'm cold.
Guy-YOU"RE COLD!
Or
Girl-I'm hungry.
Guy-YOUr FACE IS HUNGRY!
Or
Girl-My foot hurts.
Guy-YO MAMAS FOOT HURTS!
Another example
Girl1- Wow that guy is Pulling a Josh.
Girl2-I know, he is so lame.
Related Words

little josh

Little Josh, The ultimate Josh of all Josh's who battled on the legendary josh-battleground

"Josh was 4, 4 yearsold
He went to win a fight, I'm told
Together the Joshes did some fight
But 4 yearolds know how to bite

He bit the Joshes on their knees
He won this fight with teeth, and ease
He was so cute they could not fight
He slayed them with his tiny might" - u/Josh was 4, 4 yearsold
He went to win a fight, I'm told
Together the Joshes did some fight
But 4 yearolds know how to bite

He bit the Joshes on their knees
He won this fight with teeth, and ease
He was so cute they could not fight
He slayed them with his tiny might" u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE
Felix(Ex-Josh, Josh-Battle-Veteran): "Who won the fight?"
Ben(Ex-Josh, Josh-Battle-Veteran): "The King, LITTLE JOSH!!"
little josh by CookedXBOX360 April 24, 2021

hot josh 

you do a reverse cuddle and then fart on her vagina to make it whistle
Reverse cuddle after sex or just for the sake of it and then fart calling it to "hot josh"
hot josh by paintballshot504 October 2, 2009

Hot Josh 

A tall boy who has dark hair and blue eyes currently residing at a college near you. Ladies don't come on too strong he may run away. He also occasionally wears weird sweaters.
Who is Katie talking to?

She's talking to Josh.

You mean Hot Josh!?
Hot Josh by HotJosh January 26, 2015
The act when one does something extremely retarted.
the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!
A josh by cuddlebear5450 July 4, 2012

The Josh Pit 

The Josh Pit is like a mosh pit, except in a Josh Pit, Josh is beaten to a pasty pulp and scraped off the floor when done.
We all had a grand time at the Slipknot concert.....we were in the Josh Pit.
The Josh Pit by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009