Tinklepuff

Tînk'-el-puf (noun) The act of a man and woman sharing a simultaneous evacuation of bladders into a common toilet. Specifically, the woman sits on the toilet and urinates in the traditional fashion, and the man stands facing her while urinating between her legs.

The purpose of this arrangement is to encourage efficiently of time and facility use. The name originates from the concatenation of the pet names of the inventors.

Traditionally, the invitation to perform a tinklepuff is either accepted or rejected immediately and without deep consideration.

The couple wanted to return to the party as quickly as possible, so their only choice for going to the bathroom was to perform a tinklepuff.

"Sweety, let's tinklepuff before we go out; do you have to go now?"

by FlexGunship February 27, 2017

tinkle trip

When you get high from being exposed to drugs from someones urine during a golden shower, usually lsd or acid. Can be used as a past present or future tense verb.

Last week I had a tinkle trip, it was so so nuts i saw fairys, but it was mostly harmless.

by Craig Lannister July 17, 2020

twinkie fuck

to get railed from the back and get creamed in.

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"

by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021

Twinkie Beefer

Ommpaville's editor Tara

She is just a big twinkie beefer.

by jaquavywavy May 20, 2022

fairy tinkle

When a woman is sitting on the tiolet going to the bathroom and trying to be quiet but can still be heard.

al you could hear from the the bathroom was the quiet sound of the fairy tinkle

by kranka June 20, 2006

squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

To squeeze the penis during ejaculation to get all the cum out. This can be down by the individual himself or his male/female partner.

Samantha was squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie last night then she swallowed all of it! It was so hot!

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

Dirty Twinkie

During the course of anal sex a female or male begins to shit while a dick is still inside the ass. What makes it a dirty twinkie is when a bit of the shit goes inside the dick hole.

John: Wow, it's getting kind of hot in your ass.
Jane: That's because I'm giving you a dirty twinkie.
John: You nasty bitch! I'll get infected!
Jane: Don't worry I love the filling.

by Daizzle Baizzle July 20, 2009