schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect

Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.

by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005

Schmucky Dilbert

1) An incredibly insulting term.
2) The disturbing state of a penis after butt sex.

1) "You are such a Schmucky Dilbert!"
2) "Ugh, gross. I got a Schmucky Dilbert."

by Geena-ish July 26, 2008

schucked out

To have the best time of your life and have everyone else be jealous that they can't get there.

Scotty is so lucky he can get schucked out whenever he wants. I wish I had his life.

by Schucked Out May 9, 2008

schruck

-verb- to suck or fuck; when you can't decide what to do, you do both;

Dylan - hey baby wanna suck?
Tina - idts
Dylan - wanna fuck?
Tina - idk
Dylan - wanna schruck?
Tina - sure! :)

by wityjo March 27, 2009

Schpuck

To be injured suddenly or "picked off" by a sudden random occurrence.

Did you see the biker get schpucked off by that car?

by motherschpucker October 25, 2010

schmucktard

Primary:

1. Any teenage marketer who thinks the world revolves around himself; generally amateurish in their endeavors; puts others down but flips out when it's reversed back on him

Secondary:

2. Any poser, wannabe or rehasher

3. Serial refunders

Any schmucktard can take someone's report, read it and produce their own the following week.

by IMBitchy March 20, 2011

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups

by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013