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Amateurish 

A sheltered person that is just starting to do the shenanigans in their late 40s, that their friends did in their late teens, early 20s... and doing these shenanigans like they know what their doing ( but really have no clue ) they even google how!
She just started smoking crack at 45 and look... she is so amateurish doing it that she wastes a majority of the dope! So much for Google being her teacher, she should just take the "Crack Smoking for Dummies 101" class!
Amateurish by QweneT to u bitch July 11, 2021
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Amateurity 

A psychological condition widely contracted by new musicians on MySpace, with the "artist" believing that the adulation they receive on their page (from family, friends, and lonely people, and common for anyone who posts anything resembling noise on MySpace), having determined that they now have "arrived" or have "made-it."
Amateurity symptons include: (1) The artist referring to anyone who stumbles on their page as their "fan"; (2) The artist posting a blog that says "I'm sorry I haven't been able to get back to all of you as I've been so busy (selling out stadiums and signing autographs, no doubt); (3) The artist referring to their page, written boldly across the top, as "The Official" Brittany Fartkowski Page (Is this the real Brittany Fartkowski or a different one?).
Amateurity by Enough Blubba August 10, 2009

amateurific 

Someone that is so unskilled at something that they give a terrific display of just how badly something can be done.
John's attempt at picking up women could best be described as "amateurific".
amateurific by Mopar Mike January 13, 2017

Amateuristic 

the characteristics of being a complete amateur at a task.
How Amateuristic
Amateuristic by SirDrez January 20, 2011

Amateurstitute 

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.
example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
Amateurstitute by Big Pasta September 11, 2009

amaturish 

Slang for amature type things
The cartoon was made in a amaturish fashion.
amaturish by Friendly Giant August 10, 2008

Amateuristic 

A feeble, amateur way/attempt of doing something
He was amateuristic at best.
Amateuristic by orange fireman February 24, 2022
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