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Chinese steam roller

when a bunch of men cum and shit in a big ball, stick a ton of naked Chinese babes to it, and roll them down the street.
Dude, I could not fall asleep last night because a ton of Chinese steam rollers were rolling down my street.
by Screamingtofu April 25, 2011
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rick-roller

A brain-dead person who thinks its funny to deceive viewers from sites like Youtube by showing some overused music video when they expect something else.
That rick-roller was annoying. How long it take those people with their pea-sized brains that what they're doing isn't actually funny.
by darklordgrievous May 25, 2009
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steam-roller

n. something that crushes bikes, cats, small children, and grannies.
Sumbody: what happen tu yar kitty cat?
Guy: it got crushed by the steamroller.
by Ken R. November 22, 2004
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Troll Roller

One who essentially trolls the trolls themselves.

This is not accomplished through the traditional Troll's means of rickrolling and posting objectionable materials, rather by using one's inner creativity in place of obscure materials and memes collected from the vast reaches of the internet and eternally committed to memory.

As a Troll Roller's opposition, Trolls expend the stupidity to amass a vast knowlege of the armpit of the asshole of the internets if only to pass on repulsive items and ideas that have come their way in an effort to horrify others. Troll Rollers need not be armed with any prior knowledge other than a Troll's intentions as they gingerly step around the traps laid before them without allowing any pleasure to be derived from mucking up their day.

Troll Rollers sit above Trolls on the ladder of morality. They enjoy frustrating those who get their jollies on being the cause of harm and anguish in using methods that would not deeply disturb innocent minds.
Teddy: "I don't know why you spend so much time on that message board talking to that douchebag about blueberry pancakes and lemon parties..."

Zach: "I cant help it, I guess I'm just a Troll Roller."
by Snorlax Prime August 14, 2011
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Fantabulous Roller Coaster

The process by which a person (male or female) is approaching the climax of an orgasm and begins to get very excited. At the actual climax they start to laugh hysterically to the point where they vomit all over themselves and then immediately follow it up by sobbing uncontrollably.
John: I had a fantabulous roller coaster last night with lindsay.

Rick: Aww man that sucks. Sorry to hear that.

John: Don't be.
by masguy December 1, 2007
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dutch roller coaster

It's when you go in bed naked with your girlfriend / wife and carefully turn into a roller coaster.
I'm a badass Dutch roller coaster-er.
by Connorgon December 10, 2014
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eye roller

coffee that is very strong
shit man, that coffee is a real eye roller.
by nobody else here March 19, 2017
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