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Mongolian Mudslide

When you have to release your fecal matter but have a sports practice, so you let it out in your compression shorts. Thus, creating a mudslide like environment in your pants with your own feces.
I had soccer practice after school and had no time to use the bathroom, so i ended up with a mongolian mudslide.
by Chet chu betcha September 13, 2017
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mongolian muzzle nuzzle

When your supervisor tries to add you on social media to butt fuck you or gain information.
"Duude, my supervisor is hitting me up on twitter again!"
"Damn bro, again with the Mongolian muzzle nuzzle"
by Sir_7eggs June 27, 2018
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Mongoose Vs. Spitting Cobra

You starve a wild mongoose for 5 days and 4 nights in your bathroom. On the 5th night walk in on it and try to ejaculate on its face.
Rikki Tikki Tavi really got me considering the mongoose vs. spitting cobra
by Lil Dick Energy May 28, 2019
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Mongoloid Droid

A guy who manages to masturbate with a flacid penis, next to someone else, without being noticed. Usually only using 2 fingers on the penis.

For example, a guy is in bed together with a girl that is sleeping. The guy proceeds to play with his genitals using only 2 fingers and without getting hard - and he does so until he ejaculates. He tries his best to go unnoticed but it can not be a guarantee. Usually they get hot and sweaty in their faces as well.

It can happen anytime and anywhere.
Example 1 - in the bed:
Girl: Why is the bed shaking?
Guy: I don't know. I didn't notice anything.
Girl: Don't tell me you're one of those Mongoloid Droids...
Guy: Maybe.

Example 2 - on public transportation:
Person 1: Why is that guy sweating so much? He is just sitting still.
Person 2: He is probably one of those Mongoloid Droids. Just look at how he tries to hide his hand under the jacket. You can also see his hand moving slightly.
by Berkshire Fapaway January 3, 2020
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Mongolian Hangover

The full day you spend shitting after eating too much delicious stir fry
I can't go out today, I'm on the throne from the Mongolian hangover
by Skrimps February 14, 2020
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Mongolian Meat Locker

When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
by BeerChuggin'German April 23, 2020
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Mongolian Hammer Jockey

**requires a "little person" (midget)

The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!
by Chernobyl Fleshlight June 18, 2020
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