Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!

That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝

by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017

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credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.

the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2011

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Jet Leg

When you’re convinced that jet leg is the term instead of jet lag because you’re too tired.

Hayli said she might be suffering from “jet leg”

by LsdWizard February 2, 2023

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Wet Jet

“Wet jet / wet jetting / wet jetted”: Used in lieu of the term “squirt” to refer to vaginal ejaculation.

“Oh my god my fiancé was gone for the weekend and when he came back he f*cked me so good I wet jetted all over the sheets. I never do that it was crazy!”

by alcremie9 May 17, 2021

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pee jet

When you have held your pee for far longer than you should have, then you go to the bathroom and your pee shoots out very fast. This often produces a loud noise sounding like a jet or rocket.

Jimmy: Did everything come out okay?
Jonathan: Oh boy lemme tell ya! I needed to pee so bad that I pulled a pee jet!
Jimmy: I didn't need to know that
Jonathan: ...

by maxmaxmax297 January 10, 2019

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