Kenyan Fire Hose 

When a man from Africa puts a couple fire ants down his dick and the only way to get them out is to piss them out or ejaculate them out...

Mustafa Al-Rasheed didn't go to the party because he was trying to use his Kenyan Fire Hose to put out a magical flame.

Kenyan Fire Hose by 8===)({})96 March 23, 2011

nappy snatch hose beast 

An overweight, crooked toothed, hooker with physical features similar to that of a California Condor or average vulture. Species has a distinct odor emitting form the crotch area.
See also Beth Taylor. Can be found in the tropical cliamtes of Wichita Kansas. Proceed with caution

nappy snatch hose beast by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Houston Fire Hose 

When a group (usually 5 or more) stand in a line in front of a urinal. The men all insert their penises into the mans anus in front of them and simultanously urinate. The man on the end is the "Nozzle", which is considered to be quite an honor since this person will supposedly have the biggest orgasm.

"One of the favorite activites at this years Gay Pride festival is the annual Houston Fire House celebration"

"I want to be the nozzle on the next Houston Fire Hose"

Houston Fire Hose by Assramses October 25, 2006

Garden hose 

A dick.

Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.

Garden hose by Solid Mantis February 9, 2018

lead hose 

n. A rapid-fire automatic weapon that emits a nearly-continuous stream of bullets.

"After a spate of insurgent attacks, leadership was fed up and decided it was time to wash down the streets of Fallujah with a lead hose. A Humvee-mounted M2 0.50 cal was used on the men at the mosque, while a M134 minigun was chosen to neutralize the women and children in the market. According to FOX News, several insurgents may have been killed in the defensive action."

lead hose by Carl Willis June 29, 2006

horseradish hose 

Common slang for Penis, dick, cock. Horseradish representing semen.

Max Unleashed his horseradish hose on Jordan

horseradish hose by TheBox May 12, 2007

Cum Hose 

Cum hose: A male who can continuously cum over anything and spends all his free time sending inappropriate pictures to females, such as: fat girls, thin girls, ugly girls, pretty girls, their older sister or even their neighbours chihuahua.

Example of a Cum Hose:

Guy: *sends inappropriate picture*
Girl: “Ew, please dont send that”
Guy: Why not? *sends another one*
Girl: *blocks him*

-Created by: Hallie Rose/Alexandra Prior

Cum Hose by BhadBitch💋 May 28, 2018