by Genivieve February 4, 2003
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Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.
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The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.
The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.
It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.
The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.
Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.
At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.
Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.
Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.
It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.
The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.
Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.
At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.
Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.
Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
Hey I met this hot brunette last night, took her home and gave her a crusty logo right on her jacket. It was awesome!
by Johnny Deepwood December 23, 2008
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Get the crusty bitch mug.A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"
Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
Joe: It's April already?
Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.
by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011
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Get the crusty cunt mug.A distraction or collection of distractions that keep one from achieving an intended task.
A population 'crastinates' or has 'crastinated' when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.
When a population favors their 'crastinated' state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be 'Pro-crastination'
A population 'crastinates' or has 'crastinated' when a majority of their time is spent engaging in activities not even remotely productive.
When a population favors their 'crastinated' state of mindless entertainment with little or no interaction required over a properly functioning society, they are said to be 'Pro-crastination'
Sites like Youtube and Urban Dictionary are just the type of crast on the Internet today that really epitomize my stance on procrastination.
by Mars Redwyne March 10, 2009
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