n. The vaginal region of a heavy set female which appears to form ass-cheeks when tight pants are worn.
Check out the tight pants on that lard-laden maiden over there, she's totally rockin a nasty cunt ass dude.
n. Residual shit between ones ass crack, due to improper wiping techniques, which dries to cause severe anal discomfort, physical activity can exagerate such effects.
Yo dude, I gotta stop and take a shower. I've got a haggard crusty ass deamon kickin. All this Dance Dance Revolution is rubbin it raw bro.