Like the extinct Velociraptor, the Velociclunge, is a horrible, angry, gross looking bird of a woman who more often than not, thinks she's God's gift to men, and a spoiled brat who has to have everything her way and probably has a fanny like a punched lasagne. Usually the woman in the street throwing a tantrum at her fella for buying her the wrong tampons.
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Get the Velociclunge mug.In customer service this is when a stakeholder attempts to ask different individuals in an organization the same question looking for a variety of answers. Sometimes they will try getting different answers by going vertically (escalating to a manager for example) or by trying to ask the question of somebody new to the job. They are "testing the fences for weaknesses systematically" so that they can get the answer they prefer and use it to get their way moving forward.
The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.
The above quote is in reference to the line said by Robert Muldoon (Bob Peck) in Jurassic Park (1993) while describing velociraptor intelligence.
She was velociraptoring through the call center all day until she got that new guy Bob on the phone. She got him to send her an email saying that she could have an extension on submitting the form even though it is not a deadline that we control. Now she has been on the phone with the director for an hour and has forwarded Bob's email all the way to the President.
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A species of animal that roamed all the way back in the Cretaceous Era. Their bodies were only 6-ft long and around 3-ft tall, but I’m leaning more towards Michael Crichton’s and Steven Spielberg’s raptors. These were intelligent pack hunters, able to communicate with each other via vocal commands like a bark or a trill. They had a long sharp dagger of a claw on their middle toe that they used to pry their catch open.
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Get the Velock mug.Noun: The fast, rhythmic motion or bounce of breasts, typically during vigorous activity like running, dancing, or energetic movement.
Verb: The act of causing or experiencing fast, rhythmic breast movement in an energetic or exaggerated manner.
Verb: The act of causing or experiencing fast, rhythmic breast movement in an energetic or exaggerated manner.
As a noun:
“She was running so fast, I couldn’t stop staring at her velocititty.”
“The crowd went wild when she hit the dance floor—pure velocititty in motion!”
As a verb:
“He was trying to catch up, but she was velocititting all over the place.”
“I’ve never seen someone velocititty through a crowd so effortlessly!”
“She was running so fast, I couldn’t stop staring at her velocititty.”
“The crowd went wild when she hit the dance floor—pure velocititty in motion!”
As a verb:
“He was trying to catch up, but she was velocititting all over the place.”
“I’ve never seen someone velocititty through a crowd so effortlessly!”
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by Velocijammer August 19, 2025
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