Velocijammer

A dinosaur who wears shades who is super smart likes tacos and likes to jam but has trauma and ego issues and constantly deflects with a mixture of humor clap backs and snapping at people in anger. Means well and is a soft heart deep down under his mask but constantly running into bad luck and creating bad luck for themselves as well.
You’re such a velocijammer!
by Velocijammer August 19, 2025
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