Tiny Teddies

A very delicious bed-time, golf-time, walk-time, sex-time snack! Anywhere you are, just pop* open a pack and eat the small little chocolate cookies shaped like mini-teddy bears.
Mmmmm!

*Pack does not pop open.

Jim: "Oh no! My grades are down!"
Joe: "Quick, eat these Tiny Teddies!"
Jim: *CHOMP* "Mmm! I'm EJACULATING with pleasure!"
Joe: "What?!"

by Ivelostmymind March 20, 2007

tiny sharking

Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.

I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.

by hobo2000 September 15, 2007

Tiny winey

A tiny little sausage that even babies can swollen hole

Let's have a good fight with some tiny wineys

by Men cat man June 20, 2019

tiny booty princess

A girl with a petite butt that is perfect in every way and is the reason you wake up in the morning and it gives purpose to your life. The booty you cry yourself to sleep dreaming about. And then finally you see a tiny booty princess in the wild and you are awash with feelings and drift into a world of pure ecstasy.

NO BIG BUTTS ALLOWED.

Guy #1: Do you see that girl right there?
Guy #2: That skinny one in the leggings?
Guy #1: Yes. That, my friend, is a tiny booty princess.

by alexhanly February 27, 2013

tiny tim tits

tits very similar to gina's and have hair all around the outer edge of the nipple, also known as ape tits

Your tits are tiny tim tits, look at that hair!

by Paul Foley December 9, 2006

tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

tiny alice

A slang gay term for a tight ass hole.

Tom has a tiny alice

by stello March 22, 2008