Derived from a British term for masturbation, a wank, a pwank can be used to describe a male that masturbates like a porn star.
The act usually consists of a man standing over a female, penis in hand, ready to shoot his gentleman gel all over her contorted face. The act of pwanking is when the male can't go for the entirety of the act without being overly expressive.
Pwanking can consist of a number of acts:
1. The male getting off over calling the woman all the profanities he can think of.
2. Groaning for the neighbours to hear.
3. Reveling in the moment to the extent that the woman thinks he has a buddy in the closet who will come out and high five him at any given moment.
Pwanking originates from porn movies. Much like other events that take place in the average film, pwanking was thought not to exist away from the camera. The emergence of porn spin-offs of the popular site YouTube gave rise to amateurs and their emergence into the world of pwanking.
The word does not incorporate the act of ejaculation. In this instance the person can be forgiven for getting lost in the moment.
The act usually consists of a man standing over a female, penis in hand, ready to shoot his gentleman gel all over her contorted face. The act of pwanking is when the male can't go for the entirety of the act without being overly expressive.
Pwanking can consist of a number of acts:
1. The male getting off over calling the woman all the profanities he can think of.
2. Groaning for the neighbours to hear.
3. Reveling in the moment to the extent that the woman thinks he has a buddy in the closet who will come out and high five him at any given moment.
Pwanking originates from porn movies. Much like other events that take place in the average film, pwanking was thought not to exist away from the camera. The emergence of porn spin-offs of the popular site YouTube gave rise to amateurs and their emergence into the world of pwanking.
The word does not incorporate the act of ejaculation. In this instance the person can be forgiven for getting lost in the moment.
1. James confirmed that he had paid for a pwank over the corner-hanging skank.
2. Mr Levy wasn't sure how to answer his 6-year-old son's inquiry about pwanks. To Mr Levy's relief, he remembered that it was April 1st and realized that his little trouper had instead been asking about pranks.
3. The lustful secretary fell to her knees and waited for Mr Boss to pwank over her face.
2. Mr Levy wasn't sure how to answer his 6-year-old son's inquiry about pwanks. To Mr Levy's relief, he remembered that it was April 1st and realized that his little trouper had instead been asking about pranks.
3. The lustful secretary fell to her knees and waited for Mr Boss to pwank over her face.
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‘Poonk’ is the noise two or more penises make when they touch during a thrusting motion.
As this is most likely to occur during homosexual intercourse, the word ‘poonky’ is used to describe a homosexual.
As this is most likely to occur during homosexual intercourse, the word ‘poonky’ is used to describe a homosexual.
He looks like a poonky
Or during a threesome:
Just because they touched, it doesn’t make me a poonky.
Or during a threesome:
Just because they touched, it doesn’t make me a poonky.
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and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass
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