Hallelujah Handjob

Where you drill a hole in the middle of your hand just like stigma on Jesus's hand and used the blood as lube to jerk your dick off.

I need to buy a new drill. My old one broke while I was trying to give myself a hallelujah handjob

by mtt4411 September 8, 2019

Quasi Handjob

When a girl just plays with your dick a little bit. This does not result in the man reaching climax, but is a precursor to a blowjob, often times in a parking lot.

"Yeah we were just sitting in the parking lot and she gave me a quasi handjob" -Leo Dottavio
"What's a quasi handjob?" -Danny Mullen
"She just played with my dick a little bit" -Leo Dottavio

by Papa Leo March 7, 2021

Training Wheels Handjob

A handjob for beginners. Hold hands with your partner and begin the handjob with the male guiding at first to ensure pleasure and education.

Mary gave Joseph a training wheels handjob last night.

by Lord of jess November 24, 2013

Western Style Handjob

While performing a handjob, the girl flips her hand upside down and rubs the mans pubes with her thumb as she continues to give him a handy.

Your mom fucked my dick and gave me a fucking western style handjob.

by Mexicans=Love February 24, 2010

Hallway Handjob

When your casually walking down the hallway a school with a female and she accidentally touches or brushes your penis. When this happens you can say you received a handjob!

Tim: Did you see me walking with Cammy

Dan: No what happened?

Tim: she gave me a HALLWAY HANDJOB

Dan: Nice

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by XxVb2013xX March 13, 2011

mormon handjob

Noun: a sexual act that involves manual stimulation of the genitals through the recipients clothing.

Ann gave Mitt a "mormon handjob" to make him feel better after his loss on election night.

by TriDickUnicorn April 21, 2014

banana handjob

The couple peels a banana and the one partner takes the banana peel and puts it on the males penis and then puts her hand outside the peel and gives him and handjob with the banana peel while the person giving the blowjob eats the banana

We went to the zoo and on the way home my wife gave me a banana handjob

by The Frat House December 31, 2014