hambone

Person that is not good enough to start a soccer game. Similar to a bench warmer.

Coach, put the "hambone" in, we are ahead by 4 goals, we can afford it.

by r0ckstar September 19, 2008

hambone

A person who attempted (or was accused of attempting) rape sometime during their highschool career. Whether they attempted the act or not, some drunk female may have accused them of such. In an SNL skit with Will Ferrell, he gives a shoutout to "hambone! check it out! tried to rape a girl in highschool!", and thus this definition.

<guy 1> Hambone! Check it out! I heard your theRapist ass tried to rape that Becky chick!
<Harrison> Fuck that shit. stupid drunk bitch, i didn't try anything.
<guy 1> ...we're still calling you hambone forever now.

by Harrison, theRapist extraordinaire July 28, 2008

hamhole

(adj) The part of the word "Ham" stands for ass. This a secretive way of being angry at someone without them realizing it.

(N) One who acts like a hamhole.

Syn-jerk, butthead
Any-lovebunny, sugarpie

"Oh my ga! Kelsey was being such a hamhole in composition class today. Did you see the way she looked at my shoes?"

by Monty Python's coconuts April 5, 2008

hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

hamboskied

Getting really drunk like Mike when he drinks his Boggs. Or Lax Lights

Dude you got so hamboskied last night that you fucked that fat chick
Dude I know, she was fat, maybe I shouldn't have gotten so hamboskied.
Yeah, man, hamboskied.

by Herbert the Gnome April 11, 2008

Hambourverga

Spanish slang for "dick hamburger"

Hey homie take a bite of my hambourverga!

by mero mero miguelito March 14, 2009

Hackomizable

The ability to hack into an electronic device and customize it to your liking.

That Motorola cell phone is fully hackomizable! Just plug in the USB data cable to change the phone's icons.

by White Breath February 4, 2009