farkled

Very, very messed up

This computer is completely farkeld - time to reformat the hard drive and reinstall the OS.

by Tim July 10, 2003

farker

someone who farks

drew curtis

by spanky October 7, 2003

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

Farkel

Another name for cannabis.

"Lets go smoke some Farkel."

by WASSUPandy February 11, 2010

farked

1. To be so mind-blowingly, ridiculously, shamefully drunk you don't even have the dignity to remove your head from the toilet bowl when your RA walks into the bathroom.

2. When your BAC is higher than your BMI.

Origin: possibly a contraction of barf and fuck.

Dude 1: Oh man, I gave a blowjob to my little sister's goldfish last night! Was I farked?

Dude 2: No way man, you would KNOW if you had been farked! Plus you wouldn't be able to remember anything.

by wallofshame January 26, 2011

farang

Farang is what people in Thailand call westerners as a sign of how much they hate them. Like the Chinese blaming everything from the Opium War in 1840 on gweilos, the Thais blame all of the problems in their country on farangs. While taking their money and marrying off their poor and unwanted divorces to stupid faring, they laugh at them behind their back and discriminate against them in every way such as through "two-thirds pricing". Farangs are always associated with the Patpong hooker district of Bangkok and marry bar girls.

Thai sez to farang: You foreigner, you pay double price!!

by ahsay November 1, 2018

fark

"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."

Fark as defined by www.fark.com

Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.

by Mackintire April 5, 2008