FarkNads Share definition Flag Its a word that sums up all the things you want to say when you sit on your balls. Kindof like blurting out "FUCK!" 1 haha have a seat bro. 2 FARKNADS 1 awww dude i heard a crunch! FarkNads by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the FarkNads mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch