Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

barn door

When a man has his fly open and visible

Dustin: Hi guys!
Kendra: Dustin your barn door is open.
Dustin: Thanks (zips).

by WorthyWorthington September 2, 2013

rusty door hinge fart

A long,protracted fart that sounds like a squeaky door in a haunted house

That rusty door hinge fart gave me the chills.

by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011

cellar door

The most beautiful sounding combination of two words in the English language.

Cellar Door

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004

Ex-door Neighbor

The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.

I invited my ex-door neighbor from California; I hope you don't mind.

by Jeul December 30, 2008

Doormat

Something people walk all over when/if they feel like a welcome is a weakness.

You helped me by eliminating yourself from my life over perceived disrespect. We didn't have much of a bond to speak of if I hardly knew you, if I did know you well then your end of the bond was false, but I won't welcome you back a second time, I don't owe you that. I'm not the doormat you thought I was.

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.

You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022