Diet coke 

Battery acid. That’s it. Pure battery acid

Customer: one Diet Coke please.
Mechanic: do you mean battery acid?
Customer: is that not what I said?

Diet coke by BigTimeRushIsC00l July 15, 2019

diet sex 

Sex with a woman who is trying to reduce her weight, size, or fatness and which is performed for the purpose of replacing her hunger with sexual ecstasy, or to create an inextricable psychological association between the two.

When she felt like she could no longer restrain herself from eating, she would have diet sex with her boyfriend until she orgasmed and her hunger subsided. She would only let her boyfriend have sex with her when she had exceeded her weight-loss goals. She had developed such a strong psychological association between dieting and sex that she would have an orgasm when she was hungry, or when her weight or measurements decreased.

diet sex by wouldaben December 19, 2010

diet pepsi

A dark watery substance that tastes like poo, also inferior to diet coke.

Give me some diet coke rather than diet pepsi.

diet pepsi by The One May 13, 2004

diet pepsi

a drink that most fat people drink after a big meal and think it will help them lose weight and the drink tastes like crud yet many people like it and it was proven quite a while ago that if you drink to much it slowly dissolves brain cells though for some reason diet comes in more flavors than regular pepsi.

diet pepsi is for fat retards no offence

diet pepsi by phynomonouse January 28, 2009

diet coke 

Nickname for nasal snuff.

I didn't feel like taking a lipper so I had some Diet Coke.

diet coke by Buck47 April 19, 2006

diet coke 

One of the few soft drinks that isn't so loaded with sweeteners it resembles the shit you put in your hummingbird feeder.

"Gimme a Diet Coke. If I wanted anything else I'd chug a bag of sugar instead, it's cheaper and tastes the same."

diet coke by Duty August 10, 2004

diet coke 

A soft oddly coloured beverage from coco-cola
The dieting is simple, much of the liquid is replaced with gas. Also refered to later on as farts or trumps
Unlike the original though it doesnt leave you feeling like your teeth are rubber coated. Therefore feeling much more human and not made from cheap plastic or have teeth made from bits of old erasers.

Becky 'Please can I order a glass of diet coke, i dont feel like getting my brand new set of teeth all rubbery.'

diet coke by bexangel December 28, 2008