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tard wrangler

the tard guards who have to do the dirty work
that tard wrangler just ran down two tards
by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017
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cat wrangler

A man who owns more than two cats.

His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.

Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
by CatNumberFour October 23, 2012
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Wrinkled Penny

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.
by Dave September 27, 2004
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Vagina Wrinkle

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"
by Tina278 February 15, 2015
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Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run
by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011
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Tallahassee wrangler

the act of grabbing the base of ones penis with thumb and pointer, squeezing and yanking your hand down to the tip.
yo dawg, he was d'ing me up on the court. next think I knew, he gave me a Tallahassee wrangler. shit gets you by surprise every dam time
by big ash 69 May 10, 2019
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Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
by bobsicle February 3, 2019
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