by JakeLaurie April 12, 2017
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His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
His home will have numerous cat toys and at least 2 litter boxes. The cats will likely have different dietary requirements from one another. Guests to his home should avoid wearing clothing, which will inevitably be covered in hair upon sitting down. He will alternately dote upon and express profound frustration about his furry charges.
Note that this should not be confused with a hoarder. Although there may well be evidence of litter box-related accidents, the cat wrangler's cats will be *alive*.
"One cat, you're a guy with a cat. Two cats, you're a guy who wants his cats to have some company. Three cats, you're a cat wrangler....clear your schedule."
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1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.
2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters
3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes
4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...
*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.
2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters
3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes
4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...
*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*
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