After 5 years spent in the army Joe suffered from severe wrankles that required reconstructive surgery; unofficial sources have stated that Obama has been trying to include the reimbursement of wrankles laser treatment in his health care reform bill.
William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.