wrankled

Everything you don't want to be. Ugly, stupid, dumb, etc

Your are hella wrankled, bro.

by abelwereready011 November 28, 2009

Wrinkled Beef Mitten

Female Genitalia

What a gorgeous wrinkled beef mitten

by patriotsfan911 November 20, 2010

wrinkled soles

Wrinkled soles means when someone (preferably a female) scruches their toes which also wrinkles up their soles.This can also happen if someone is barefoot laying down flat on their stomach with their feet down this will also give the apearence. The term Wrinkled soles is expessialy common in the foot fetish community for those who enjoy the soles of feet.The soles can be wrinkled in any pose in which they are visible, including The Pose

That girl Bianca is so beautiful and her feet are so sexy. I'm gonna ask her if I can go to the beach with her some day, if she ends up agreeing I can record her sandy feet and wrinkled soles without her even knowing

by Pablotoofresh April 20, 2017

Wrinkled Penny

Slang term for anus.

I tapped into her wrinkled penny last nite.

by Dave September 27, 2004

Wrinkled Salami

-Adjective

1. Senior Men who still think that they have the libido and/or swagger to participate in the modern day mating rituals of young females.

2. Geezers who hit on chicks that could possibly be their granddaughters

3. Wannabe "Celine-Dion-Husband" type dudes

4. Basically Hugh Hefners with no game...

*Female Version: Rotten Tuna*

Just tell those Wrinkled Salami's to GTFO, then pepper spray them and run

by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011

Wrankle

When the base of the hand meets the forearm without a curve, such as a cankle

Man, look at the wrankles on Javi!

by DA_smurf May 10, 2015

wrinkled neck brown trout

native to coastal and fresh water streams, this fish is actually a long fecal mass with colonic impressions expelled from the anus when a suitable toilet is nowhere to be found. see brown trout

I was swimming at Reggae on the River and some hippies stocked the river with wrinkled neck brown trout.

by Vinno January 30, 2005