wankaholic

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

by chuck March 26, 2005

Wankatronic

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.

"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"

by Aleator September 7, 2006

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011

Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.

From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.

by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019

Wankatorium

An usually plush and technicality advanced facility constructed with sole purpose of Masterbation !

65inch TV, 4 PC's, chipped up broadband, disco ball, beer fridge, futon, garage calendars, 100+ terrabytes, and 12 bog rolls .......now that's a Wankatorium!

by Lewcou September 2, 2018