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It is where a team knows how to do something, but they choke.
The vikings choke to the saints, especially because of Brett Favre and Petersen, costing their team a trip to superbowl.

My team choked under pressure during the presentation yesterday
by jimmy jamesss January 25, 2010
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Vikings

Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too. Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century
Vikings, Scandanavians, shag, Yorkshire, Britain, Ireland
by weslangdon April 21, 2013
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Vikings

Here we are at our...aaaa...ugliest and dumbest exhibit...THE VIKINGS...as you can already tell they are uglier and dumber than Cavemen.
by Sparta Forever 300 January 25, 2019
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Vikings Cup

The act of filling a woman's vagina with some sort of alcoholic beverage i.e. beer, sailor jerry's, cider, etc. and the lifting her above your head (causing the liquid to pour into your mouth) and screaming at the top of your lungs some sort of intimidating battle cry.
In Vegas it cost 10$ for a BJ, 15$ for a ZJ...if you have to ask how much for a Vikings Cup ...you cant afford it...
by Techno Viking LCMC November 4, 2012
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Vikings with manners.

Vikings who will apologize about getting ash and blood on your new carpet as they rape/pillage/kill your house/family/village.
After killing my grandad by bludgeoning him to death with the cat, Oloff gave a shrug and grunt to kinda say "whoops, my bad" after he saw the massive amounts of blood splatter. Of course, he then proceeded to steal all my silver and make off with my wife. Regardless, he stood out among his peers as one of those vikings with manners.
by Oloff the Safety Viking April 8, 2009
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vikings axe

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.
Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe
by KosherBob January 6, 2021
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Vikings with manners

There just aren't any vikings with manners
by TapirUnge March 24, 2008
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