KosherBob's definitions

Faucett

A way of insulting someone's rapping by insinuating that they only spit water and never flames.

"Dude, Mike just tried to rhyme bed with should, that guy is such a faucett.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

hate flagging

The practice of purposefully flagging inoffensive content just out of sheer dislike of the subject or person.

Fuck, all these Karens keep hate flagging my YouTube video on cats.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

Kosher

A brand of pickles that has commonly been mistaken for a religion.

Wow...these Kosher pickles must have the highest point of connection to G-d.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Mail-in-bots

A droid that was created by liberal democrats with the single purpose to take down Donald Trump and establish Marxist theory on all of American society.
(After further investigation, this invention has been proven to be a false claim made by Trump in order to destroy the election process. Anyone who believes this needs help. Like...now.)

"Its rigged! The radical Left is using their 'millins' of mail-in-bots in order to ruin the country, which I've done a great job of controlling, probably the best job anyone's ever done."-Donald J Trump 2020 while high on cocaine.

by KosherBob January 6, 2021

Skipoe

Verb
To eat shit after a moment of great pleasure and then shit out the shit that you just ate after your bowels constrict with happiness.

My heart just SKIPOED after she said she loved me.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

Nightingale Pasta

A phrase that is used when more than one neighbors sexual activities can be heard at the same time, giving the impression that a nightingale is dying in boiling agony. The common response to this layer of awkwardness is to eat pasta.

I swear all my neighbors were going at it last night...so I had to bust out the old nightingale pasta cuz I don't have a girlfriend.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

vikings axe

When you are engaging in oral sex with your partner, and you whip out your penis the moment you are about to cum, and then, slap them across the face with your cock as long as you are cumming while screaming Viking noises at the top of your lungs.

Why is Vivi's face all sticky?
Oh I gave her a look at my Vikings axe

by KosherBob January 6, 2021