turtlehead sneak

A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.

Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before it was too late.

by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008

Turtlehead

A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo. This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter. Also known as "Touching cloth".

Person1 "What is that bulging in your trousers?"

Person2 "Oh that... Just a turtlehead."

by Si Todd March 4, 2004

Turtlehead Shuffle

When you have to take a shit really bad, but are not near a toilet,in attempt to relive some of the pressure,carefully farting so that ony the gas escapes from the anus,going around the massive load of shit trying to exit you as well,usually resulting in the fart smelling just like the shit poking at you.by doing this you do run the risk of shitting your pants.

Ben- Dude you smell like shit

Sean-sorry dude,I have to take a massive shit and i am doing the Turtlehead Shuffle

Ben-Ok I will get off the freeway and get your rancid ass to a restroom before you shit your pants!

by cee jay 1634 January 18, 2010

Giant thumb in a turtleneck

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

turtlebeak

When you encounter a turd while having anal sex.

I was fucking Sara in the ass when suddenly my cock hit a turtlebeak!

by Flendon July 15, 2006

turtlepenie

A man with a tiny penis, that hides inside his body when he is about to have sexual intercourse.

Max had total turtlepenie last night.

by NatalieMN November 24, 2006

Turtlehead

When you really need to shit and it starts coming out

NEED THE TOILET, GOT A TURTLEHEAD

by Superstar McAwesomesauce December 9, 2016