turtlebeak

When you encounter a turd while having anal sex.

I was fucking Sara in the ass when suddenly my cock hit a turtlebeak!

by Flendon July 15, 2006

tournicock

Squeezing the base of a limp cock tight enough that the blood cannot escape, causing it to become fully erect.

Kim just couldn't get enough so I gave myself a tournicock until I was ready to give it to her again.

by Flendon July 15, 2006